Frosty T. Snowman
Director of Precipitation
Posts by Frosty T. Snowman
Liquid Holiday Cheer, a How-To Manual
After four years of college, and two as the head of my fraternity’s social committee (you try running a party of 300 and not melting), I graduated with an advertising degree and took the next natural step. I became a bartender. Over the next few years, as I built my spec book, I [...]
Shake Up Your iPhone Snowglobe
Check it out! Justin and Nathan built an iPhone Snowglobe for me. Now anywhere you go, you can shake up a little holiday spirit. Note: this site will not work if you shake up and drop your laptop. Trust me on this.
An Open Letter to the Joker Who Controls the Office Thermostat
Dear Pop Artists, I’m not sure who’s doing it, but I do NOT appreciate your little joke. Turning up the thermostat a few degrees may seem like innocuous ribbing to you, but it’s not. I sit right by the vent, and you know it. Why, I got home last night and had lost 3 inches off [...]
Slushy the Puddle Man
Oh man. This winter weather is getting me down. Nothing but rain. I see kids making puddle angels and having mudball fights just a week before the big holiday, and it wears on me. I’m a snow man! I need sugar-frosted trees, not applesauce in the streets. But after that crazy snow and ice storm last [...]
I Am More Than 3 Oz. of Water, and I Vote
As an Arctic-American, I’m used to certain amount of staring when I travel. But I think this last business trip was perhaps the worst it’s ever been. So, you know how at security you’re only allowed 3 oz. of liquid? Right, well, I feel a little nervous while I’m getting the wand (I ALWAYS get the [...]
Ridiculous Winter Fashions
Apparently, non-snowmen need to find ways to stay warm. If you know anyone like this, and hate them but yet feel obligated to get them some sort of back-handed gift, perhaps consider this Beard Cap.
Making a Snowman: A Few Tips from Frosty
Winter’s just around the corner, so it seemed a good time to talk about a few do’s and do not’s when it comes to making a snowman. Three simple steps. That’s all you need. 1: Use good, fresh snow. Can’t you roll your snowman in fresh snow? What’s this? Mud? And what’s stuck to my side [...]
Life After the Mid-Summer Meltdown
Things lately were getting a little tough back in July. My therapist said maybe it was just seasonal affective disorder. All the sun. The heat. The long days and short nights. For three weeks in July, I think it didn’t get below 75 degrees. I worked remotely on my laptop from the freezer for all [...]
